"Lock the gates, Goofy, take my hand and lead me through the World of Self"
I've been away, so I'll start with the easy stuff. Here is some news from
Hat Mansions - now known as Dystopia Cottages.
Last November I gave away my body...(thank you, but I've heard all the
jokes about not being able to raise the bus fare home). I'll get back
to that.
I
also had to leave my lovely home in the mill as the landlady wanted to sell it. So
I moved, amassed a squillion boxes of 'stuff', did my back in - and
then I and my boxes got totally flooded out. And now, of course, like many of you, I am self soddingly isolated on my post flood replacement sofa. What's that throw-away line....."it never rains but"..?
Weirdly - well everything is weird right now - this fluent run of weird events reminded me of my long gone mother.....which is, in itself, pretty weird...
Not
infrequently, when she was alive, vigorously bolshy and very
difficult (all family traits), my mother regularly sat, knitting very
noisily, in her favourite chair in the corner of the room and made
doom-laden announcements. From what I have learned since, many of
your mothers did the very same and, for all I know, are still doing
it.
Her
announcements were usually unprovoked, came from nowhere whilst
flourishing a McVities Rich Tea Biscuit and were uttered in a way
that only a fear-free imbecile would consider contradicting. “I
never liked him anyway, he was probably a communist”; “As for the
piano-playing, it will end in tears”; “He had that flashy
American car, so what did you expect?” and “I don't see why she
always has to dress like a gypsy”.....
Her
scary needle-clicking came back to me as one of her most frequent and
most assertive pronouncements - on the subject of tragedies,
disasters, deaths and cut fingers...”you
know these things always come in threes don't you”. It never occurred to anyone in earshot that this possibly might not
be true. On the contrary, you then spent an inordinate amount of time
pondering what the next disaster hurtling round the bend might be. We
weren't quite in 'we are all doomed' territory but, if you were smart
you slept with one eye open....
As you can see, I have been, literally, up to the top of my green wellington boots in 'calamities' recently and I really have stopped counting past three. However, as yet, for unknown reasons, I seem to be able to brush them away with some 'tis but a scratch' bravura and independent cussedness. If you have spent any time in hospital, you quickly understand that there is always someone worse off than you and they are dealing with it all with great dignity, cheerfulness and courage. That certainly raises your personal game. Take that on board. There is a lot of that around at the moment.
The
pain and stealth of the current pandemic have insinuated their dark
fingers into every corner of our lives. Like many of you, I have lost
people and been confronted with that cheerless raised hand that will
not allow you to give them a decent, dignified and perhaps joyous and
celebratory funeral. It is clear that no one has the magic
invisibility cloak that will allow you to sneak out without being
spotted. This foe is ruthless, it doesn't care about your situation –
you or anyone else.
Freelancers
lose their clients and future incomes lists at a stroke. If your life
involves mobility to earn, that has disappeared. If you need to sell
something to a customer face to face from your shop, sorry, think
again. Supply lines are shot to pieces and may never recover. Loved
ones are now just flickering untouchable images on a tiny screen.
In
our musical landscape, incomes have disappeared overnight; access to
that oxygen of existence, the live performance, has evaporated; two
years work on a new music launch has almost died at birth; hours,
days and weeks spent crafting a complicated detailed tour have turned
to sand; small, medium and large festival and events teams have been
confronted with the emotional and financial trauma of skidding to a
halt with not much chance of the event being suddenly resuscitated in
the near future. For the lone musical artist/creator that old joke
about starving in a garret has suddenly become seriously unfunny....
But
it has been fascinating watching the music world and its talented
inhabitants standing up and punching this unwelcome marauder
straight between the eyes. From huge and inspired virtual digital
festivals to the solo artist in their front-room or bed-sit, the
imaginative and resourceful response has been hugely impressive. The
Creative Virus has spectacularly caught fire throughout the community
- whether you are just starting out alone and exist from gig to gig
or you are long time professionals with some support, the challenge
gauntlet has been picked up and everyone is running with it. A
wonderful alternative and strange new world has been invented and
long may it exist. Audiences have been acquired from their armchairs
and beds; the tip-jar and the trickle-down merchandise pages have
become a generous currency and a real, albeit digital life-line.
Musicians
are working together as never before. New artists have suddenly found
access to hundreds of new fans and the often quite barmy business of
performing to a silent audience on a dodgy internet connection has
produced some wonderful characters and a huge warmth from those
watching their formerly undiscovered talents. That band or artist
that you have followed since their shaky start all those years ago
are now on their way to being known by Absolutely Everybody...
It
is no fun, nor is it funny. But we know that the togetherness that
has come from this is a Powerful Force For Good. Everyone knows that
eventually it will be over and musicians in particular have learned
that they are not alone. It is certainly not 'just a scratch' and
many will be hurt and damaged. However, self-isolation does not mean,
as Warren Zevon (who I quoted above) points out, that you have to
live in a lonely mentally-stressed menagerie of your own creation.
You have friends, admirers, an audience – and they are not going to
go away. Embrace them.
Oh,
yes, actually I have given my body away – to the Leeds University
School of Medicine. It was a decision I was very comfortable with –
to make a contribution that may, one day, make a difference.
Apparently they don't get enough such donations and were very
appreciative. I'm sure my 'stuff comes in threes' mother would have
had a robust view on that. Sadly it does mean that there won't be a
big rumbustious funeral for my musician friends to attend...but given
what is going on right now, that will indeed be 'just a scratch'....
Stay
Safe My Friends. Keep on Keeping on...
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